December 2010
Obviously sick, too much work. This is not what dreams are made of.
The Commute. A gripping new story about some people who go to work.*spoilers* turns out its Saturday.
A new Christmas treat - Horse Vampires. It’s a prune wrapped in bacon.
Hawk the Slayer’s rubbish!
It was the best of times, it was the.. BLURST of times?! You stupid monkey!
Cobbler? I ‘ardly know ‘er! #ardlyknower
Proper Diet
Upon the discovery two weeks ago that I am, in fact, a fat bastard, I decided to diet. As well as dieting, I also gave up smoking and caffeine. This is all related to my incredibly high blood pressure, which I inherited from daddykins. To be fair, I probably just linked high blood pressure with being overweight, which I am a little but not by a lot.
Having stopped eating breakfast (which I...
Giving up smoking: remarkably easier than giving up caffeine.
ADVENTURE!